Divorce Is…
I remember all those cheesy “Love Is” sayings, posters, cards, etc. I think it might be time foe the rebuttal. Divorce Is… “Getting to forfeit your last Words With Friends game and never having to play against Jill again.” Because I HATE that fucking game. Will only play with my Aunt Randy. “Never having to go to Houston again for Thanksgiving.” I may spend time with her family, but in shorter doses. And quite likely for happy and sad occasions. “Not spending all of Christmas with the whole Jill family.” Last year I actually did my first Jewish Christmas in years - a movie and Chinese food takeout. Certainly, I’ll miss the companionship, the friendship, the traditions, and lots of other things. But these are the positive things. Like “Getting even more of a break from cooking every fucking meal.” Fresh Chef, grown kids, and busy schedules have lessened this over the years, but still -just need to feed myself. I’ll add as things...